Wednesday, October 8, 2008

The Gym & Sean Cody

So I just got home at 3am from another birthday celebration. This one was held at the martini bar I mentioned in a previous post. It was the birthday of one of my former salespeople from about 6 years ago. Since I've known her, she's dated one of my fraternity brothers, went and got a boob job, and has been a bartender at several nightclubs, bars, and pools. She's now unemployed. She tries to blame the economy, but hey I have two jobs!

Anyways, I met a really cute guy friend of hers (the perks of being friends with hot girls is they tend to have hot guy friends). We'll call him Jake. He looks like a Mormon guy. If you don't know what that means, he basically looks very All-American, boy next door, blond, and innocent. Not that all Mormon guys are like that, but it's what my fantasy would be....knocking on my door trying to convert me. I thought I sensed a little experimental vibe from Jake. My friends and I told him we were going to visit him at work tomorrow night so we'll see. For now, let's get to my title story.

I went to the gym earlier today around noon to work out my chest and triceps (I really feel like you know my whole routine by now). I usually go between 6-8am so this was not a normal time for me. While working out, I observed that the guys in my gym were a lot more attractive during this time period. Two of them stood out. Before I go any further, I would like to share that one of my favorite porn sites is seancody.com. The two that stood out looked like Billy and Owen from Sean Cody. They weren't the actual models from the site, but they were just as hot. See for yourself (pictures courtesy of the site)!

There's some slight differences - my gym's Billy was a little tanner, and my Owen was a little younger...evident in some slight acne (maybe it was steroids but it's too close to call). I know I said I was giving up pornography, but I'm making an exception when it comes to the blog. I didn't masturbate to these images or anything (not this month at least). Plus I'm sure you needed a visual!

The two guys at the gym weren't with each other either. What a shame. I wanted to tell them that their alter egos had such a good time fucking. Yeah and then afterwards I can get punched in the face. I think if possible I'll start going to the gym midday to catch all the eye candy. Guys and girls! I'm assuming that's when all the people who have no jobs or work at night go. And working at a nightclub, I know that industry people tend to be very attractive...

3 comments:

feetlikewings said...

You must be having lots of sex to compensate for the sabbatical from porn. yes? If not wow. I totally admire your resilience.

Martin said...

Interesting how much fun it can be to visit the gym at different times of day - always good to find new eye candy...

And thanks for making an exception from your porn-free-zone for the blog... YUM

Discotheque GQ said...

feetlikewings: I wouldn't say I'm getting more than the regular amount. And hold the admiration, I don't know how long I'll last ;)

Martin: That's why I've been with my gym for so long (plus they only charge me $10 a month). And you're very welcome, I guess you can say I'm putting my porn to good use!